Ever wondered who or what you’ll be boning in the 25th century, I know I have, so with that in mind I decided to explore the world of sexy robots, What if you could cross a real doll love doll with Bumblebee from the Transformers, Bumblebees got all the right moves, and the real feel love doll has three realistic orifices, put them together and then well, you’d really have something special.
Meet Dion, she’s the latest in sexy robot technology, built in China Dion is said to be the sexiest robot yet built by mankind.
Dion the Sexy Robot
In fairness she has got quite the body, her nipples look like they could cut through glass, but I’d hardly call her a robot, she moves her lips slightly along to a pre-recorded song, her vacant stare is only slightly less disturbing than her occasional head spasms, if this is really the height of our current breakthroughs into the field of sexy robots then we have a lot of work ahead of us, and a long wait for those of us who were hoping to own a sexy robot sex slave at some point within this lifetime.
Sexy Robot - Actroid DER2 fembot
Meet ‘Actroid DER2 fembot’ she loves ‘Hello Kitty’, and she’s definitely a step up from Dion. Actroid DER2 is the latest version of the fembot Designed by ‘Kokoro’ she has enhanced facial expressions and speaking abilities, but she is however unable to walk.
Watching her video I was fairly impressed, her movement capabilities were far superior to Dions, and her facial expressions were a definite improvement, but she did still flop around rather a lot, it would be a bit like boning C3-PO in drag, good drag mind you, but drag none-the-less.
In addition Actroid DER” fembot was prone to squealing out such phrases as ‘Please don’t touch me, it’s sexual harrassment’ which is not ideal when coming from your robotic sex slave, if I’d of wanted to hear that I’d have gotten a real girlfriend
Sexy Robot
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Angelina Jolie
The Sexiest Movie Robot Ever
So it seems like we still have a long way to go before real life sexy robots meet up to the standards set by their movie counterparts, but who is the sexiest movie robot ever?
Was it Angelina Jolie playing a sexy robot in the movie ‘Cyborg 2’ in which she is designed to charm her way into a corporate headquarters and then detonate, was it Winona Ryder playing the sexy robot tomboy in ‘Alien Resurrection’, Kristina Loken playing a killer robot from the future in the lame third part of the Terminator series, the super hot Tricia Helfer playing ‘Cylon #6’ in Battlestar Galactica or Elizabeth Hurley appearing as the ‘fembot’ in Austin Powers 2, you decide.
Who was the sexiest movie robot ever?
- 28% Angelina Jolie
- 15% Winona Ryder
- 14% Kristanna Loken
- 16% Tricia Helfer
- 17% Elizabeth Hurley
- 6% Rosie the Robot from the Jetsons
- 5% Other
My husband designs deep sea robotic systems. I keep telling him he should make them look like mermaids
ReplyDeleteHey baby...you got a nice pair of vacuum tubes. ;)
ReplyDeleteI like the mermaid idea too. I imagine they can hold their breath a long time. Interesting hub. Thank you but I will always prefer a real woman but I should think towards that day that they stop preferring me.
ReplyDeleteWill there be male sexy robots in the future?
ReplyDeleteA sex slave, every man's dream? lol :)
ReplyDeleteI hate to think about what happens if something goes haywire while I'm...Spending some time with my "Bot." I dude could get electrocuted! Not such a good investment after all:( One robot I'd like to add to your list is Arcee from the Transformers Movie (No, not the stupid ones directed by Michael Bay) the animated one.
ReplyDeletehave you seen AI? they had sexy 'bots in that movie. I wantedto comment on your statement about male robots coming much later then women....and decided to (mostly) leave that one alone....
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't love robots?
ReplyDeleteAs for Actroid DER2 Fembot saying things like "Don't touch me, it's sexual harassment", in all fairness, she was designed to be a guide, not a toy XD
They probably have one model of her behind closed doors that IS designed to be a toy, though... =P
What about Dot Matrix from Spaceballs? Where does she fit on the list?
ReplyDeleteSounds scary to me
ReplyDeleteBring on the Male-form ROBOTS for us FemBOTS! I'm not concerned about 'gender', because ROBOT do not have 'gender', only 'form', but the male-female parts FIT better. :]]]]
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ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely female robot.
ReplyDeleteI would like to order a male one, preferably one that can cook.
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