Ever wondered who or what you’ll be boning in the 25th century, I know I have, so with that in mind I decided to explore the world of sexy robots, What if you could cross a real doll love doll with Bumblebee from the Transformers, Bumblebees got all the right moves, and the real feel love doll has three realistic orifices, put them together and then well, you’d really have something special.
Meet Dion, she’s the latest in sexy robot technology, built in China Dion is said to be the sexiest robot yet built by mankind.
Dion the Sexy Robot
In fairness she has got quite the body, her nipples look like they could cut through glass, but I’d hardly call her a robot, she moves her lips slightly along to a pre-recorded song, her vacant stare is only slightly less disturbing than her occasional head spasms, if this is really the height of our current breakthroughs into the field of sexy robots then we have a lot of work ahead of us, and a long wait for those of us who were hoping to own a sexy robot sex slave at some point within this lifetime.
Sexy Robot - Actroid DER2 fembot
Meet ‘Actroid DER2 fembot’ she loves ‘Hello Kitty’, and she’s definitely a step up from Dion. Actroid DER2 is the latest version of the fembot Designed by ‘Kokoro’ she has enhanced facial expressions and speaking abilities, but she is however unable to walk.
Watching her video I was fairly impressed, her movement capabilities were far superior to Dions, and her facial expressions were a definite improvement, but she did still flop around rather a lot, it would be a bit like boning C3-PO in drag, good drag mind you, but drag none-the-less.
In addition Actroid DER” fembot was prone to squealing out such phrases as ‘Please don’t touch me, it’s sexual harrassment’ which is not ideal when coming from your robotic sex slave, if I’d of wanted to hear that I’d have gotten a real girlfriend
Sexy Robot
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Angelina Jolie
The Sexiest Movie Robot Ever
So it seems like we still have a long way to go before real life sexy robots meet up to the standards set by their movie counterparts, but who is the sexiest movie robot ever?
Was it Angelina Jolie playing a sexy robot in the movie ‘Cyborg 2’ in which she is designed to charm her way into a corporate headquarters and then detonate, was it Winona Ryder playing the sexy robot tomboy in ‘Alien Resurrection’, Kristina Loken playing a killer robot from the future in the lame third part of the Terminator series, the super hot Tricia Helfer playing ‘Cylon #6’ in Battlestar Galactica or Elizabeth Hurley appearing as the ‘fembot’ in Austin Powers 2, you decide.
Who was the sexiest movie robot ever?
- 28% Angelina Jolie
- 15% Winona Ryder
- 14% Kristanna Loken
- 16% Tricia Helfer
- 17% Elizabeth Hurley
- 6% Rosie the Robot from the Jetsons
- 5% Other
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