Perfectionists choose purple lingerie, and the lovers of the women who wear it lavish their partners with regal adoration. Purple is the mixing of hot and cold, forming the optimum combination of both.
Purple was the favourite colour of Egypt’s most famous queen Cleopatra, and was at the heart of the love affairs that twisted and shaped the fates of both Egypt and Rome, all in the name of Purple.
The Power of Purple Lingerie
"It's a Man's Man's Man's World" sang James Brown the Godfather of love, but women were always the power behind the throne, brains over brawn, it worked for Cleopatra, and it’ll work for you, the bins need taking out, the car needs a wash, I’m watching the footie with a beer in hand, nothings going to get me off that couch, except… KAPOW! Slip into that purple corset with matching purple panties and stockings and not only will I take out that trash in a flash, I’d burn Rome to the ground for just a sniff of you, purple lingerie is the ultimate weapon in every woman’s arsenal.
Purple Lingerie - Purple Corset
Purple Lingerie - Purple Corset
Because every little boy knows that unwrapping his presents is half the fun, and every little boy grows up to be a man. ‘If God wanted us to be naked’ said Shannon Doherty ‘then why did he invent sexy lingerie?’ ‘And if God hadn’t wanted me to be the proud bearer of this raging hard-on’ said I ‘then when did he invent purple lingerie, and the women that wear it?
Slip into this little number and you’ll bring out the beast in your man or the beast-master, the choice is yours. ‘Purple Rain’ sang 'Prince' the man with no name (except Prince that is), I’ve no idea what he was singing about in that song, but squeeze your curves into some slinky purple lingerie like this purple corset and it’ll be purple love rain all night long, you knows it.
The Hulk in his purple panties
Purple Lingerie - Purple Panties
The Incredible Hulk is famous for his purple pants, but sexy as he is I’m not sure I’d want him to give me a lap dance. Are you feeling angry, feeling like you might be about to turn green and tear off your clothes, well don’t turn green, turn purple instead, slip into some sexy purple panties, fool around for awhile, and then tear off all your clothes. Purple lingerie as recommended by the Incredible Hulk, you might not be a super hero, but you can be super sexy.
So whether its hipsters, thongs, ruffle panties, French knickers, boy shorts, g-strings or bikini panties go purple, because if you don’t tear them off in rage, your man will in lust.
Come to think of it, the colour is quite flattering. Loving the Purple Corset.
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