Swimwear for MASSIVE Ladies

Sheyla Hershey

Sheyla Hershey and her 38KKK Breasts

The Biggest Women in the World

'Massive Ladies Swimwear Sale’.

Earlier this evening whilst editing a Hubpage I noticed an Adsense text advert entitled ‘Massive ladies swimwear sale’ advertising on one of my hubs. The advert seemed a little out of context to the content of the page itself but this wasn’t the reason that it drew my attention; it was the adverts text itself. Neurones and synapses and all of the other complicated things I’ve heard of that apparently perform miracles of some kind deep within my skull whilst offering no outwards signs at all that anything is actually going on whatsoever, did their best to put two and two together and figure out exactly what it was that this advert was promoting.

‘Massive Ladies Swimwear Sale’.

Was this an advert promoting the massive ‘everything must go’ style sale of swimwear to all ladies in general, or an advert more specifically promoting the sale of discounted swimwear to massive ladies.

How big were these ladies? I wondered, and how big was their swimwear?

After all it was important to get a grip on the advertiser’s key demographic, if any understanding of their advert was to be gained at all.

De-Fe Yao - The World's Tallest Woman

Perhaps these adsense publishers are targeting their range of discounted swimwear towards women such as ‘De-Fe Yao’.  Standing at 7’9” De-Fe Yao of China is officially the world’s tallest living woman, De-Fe Yao suffers from a condition known as ‘Acromegaly’ a condition caused by a tumour on the pituitary gland that causes it to pump out excessive growth hormone.

De-Fen Yao - The Worlds Tallest Woman

The World's Fattest Women

Or perhaps they had women of a more rotund build in mind when they created their advert for swimwear for massive ladies. Unfortunately the world’s fattest woman a Mrs ‘Renee Williams’ of Auston Texas who weighed in at 64 stone passed away in 2007 of a heart-attack that came just weeks after begging for and receiving a gastric bypass to reduce the size of her stomach, so for her the purchasing of elegant swim wear is no longer an option. The World's fattest woman ever recorded is believed to have been a Mrs 'Carol Yager' who weighed in at over 1600 pounds and measured over 5 feet wide.

The World's Fattest Living Woman

Sheyla Hershey - The World's Biggest Breasts

Or perhaps with bikinis in mind this advert was designed to catch the eyes of the more voluptuous women of this world, such as ‘Mrs Sheyla Hershey’ of Brazil. 28 year old Sheyla Hershey is officially the proud owner of the world’s biggest breasts, with a bra size of 38KKK. Sheyla Hersheys 38KKK breasts took over 18 bouts of surgery to achieve and used well over a gallon of silicone to create.

Sheyla Hershey - The World's Biggest Breasts

Massive Ladies: The Conclusion

Each of these woman’s tales is perhaps temporarily entertaining, perhaps shocking, and perhaps saddening, just another snippet of life’s possibilities and tragedies from the outside looking in. The real moral of this story I guess if there is one, is that all woman regardless of shape or size, deserve to have swimwear made available to them, at a reduced price, no matter how massive they are.

And with the writing of this hub came my own personal dilemma, because being unable to click on my own adverts, the exact purpose of the advert entitled ‘Massive Ladies Swimwear Sale’, that I had spent so long pondering, I would never know
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